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Everyone on this website talks about wanting to have rough sex, but when you think about it, how could you even have gentle sex? like, you’re thrusting your dick into someone trying to make them moan and shit, how are you meant to do that in a non-rough way.
okay, so this happened when I was 11-12, and i went to the corner store to get slushies, and they had one of those machines were you do it all yourself, but that day i had a mental blank and i thought you’re supposed to put mainly all favoring in the cup and only a little ice, and i was standing there for a while thinking “wow they must go through a lot of bottles of favoring threw out the day”, my friends tried to tell me i was doing it wrong and i was like, “no, im the eldest, i know what I’m doing” and it was the worst slushie ever, the end.
*kiss* be happy toady
I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG
*phone beeps* oh ho, that’s it for me guys, I gotta go be a disappointment somewhere else, cya!
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow